Nine Worst Things about College

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legend-of-siena:

jeannettehigginbotham:

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I took care of all that shit in high school.

Good thing I’m living with my parents…

I read this and I was laughing because this is my life already and the hangovers thing doesn’t even count because i can’t even drink alcohol therefore it’s more like the 8 worst things about college that actually apply to my life now as a high school senior anyway so I think i can handle it (even the roommate thing-i have a sister)

I feel that most of the stuff on it is over hyped.

This coming from someone who is going to be an RA this fall.

But freshman dorm bathrooms are the worst.

You’ll spend your nights wondering how they got it on the ceiling.

And it missed the part about the ultra sensitive smoke detectors and the one dumbass that sets it off at
4 in the morning because he forgot to add water to his easy Mac, resulting in a building wide evacuation :|

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

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when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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Top 10 Dating Pitfalls to Avoid

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funny-yet-scary:

Tell me about it. These are freaking true. I have lost dates cause of #3, and also #10. To be honest thought #10 is a turn on, but it turned out to be the opposite. :(

i have most of these qualities like #9 and #6…

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